He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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