let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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