YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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