I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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