i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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