can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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