if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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