Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
