OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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