Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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