Betty ford says i'm here all night
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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