If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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