You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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