weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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