absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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