Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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