She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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