Have you finally orgasmed yet?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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