You're so nebulous sometimes
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
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I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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