we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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