new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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