I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
This is my gift to your gina
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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