I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She told me I should be a condom model.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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