Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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