i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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