I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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