This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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