I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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