I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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