oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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