is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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