apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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