Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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