I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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