return my video game
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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