found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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