I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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