So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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