Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
ttyl tear gas
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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