STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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