Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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