Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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