your thong is hanging out like whoa
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im holly from the hills drunk
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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