My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
We are all done wearing pants today
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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