I am spending my child support on dildos
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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