Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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