I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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Alive.
So much puke
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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