i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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