i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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