when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i would punch a child for taco bell
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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