If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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