you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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