I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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