I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Can I color on your dick again?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize