Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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