CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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