Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
