used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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